Amorphous

simplesidewaysglance:

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

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communistbakery:

me everyday

communistbakery:

me everyday

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

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white person: 9/11 was done by muslims, all muslims are terrorists, they need to get out of my country
me: But...not all muslims did the act so you shouldn't blame all muslims
white person: What ever, they all wear the same types of clothes as Bin Laden and are from that same country and the same color
me: Ok so you're probably on your way to shoot innocent kids in school huh
white person: Noooo, that was one white person, you can't say all white people did the act when it was one person and that one person had mental issues
me: may god shine some light on you to burn that ignorance right out of your ass bye
ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

[@sweden]
awwww-cute:

Found this guy under the lawn mower. He’s here for good

awwww-cute:

Found this guy under the lawn mower. He’s here for good

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

offside-goal:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute

I love them all

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

natashagp:

A Yumi ajudando no trabalho! @ueharac

natashagp:

A Yumi ajudando no trabalho! @ueharac

masturbatingwithdrumsticks:

First band competition

masturbatingwithdrumsticks:

First band competition