hello child what would you like for christmas
#my friends to be alive
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
We will always be together.
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
you identify as a girl? cool
you identify as a boy? cool
you identify as non-binary? cool
you identify as a fish monster who lives in the sewers and comes out only on full moons? thats kind of weird but ok
I have this as a ringtone now…